Meghan Rothenberger
speaker
439 appearances
1 recordings
1 series
first heard Feb 2024
last heard Feb 2024
Meghan Rothenberger’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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My husband's too busy.
He's a he-monk fellow, not exactly a joyful walk in the park.
So we bring our son to daycare at 6.30 in the morning.
We pick him up at 6 at night.
And then we pray that he sleeps so we can sit in front of our computers.
And here I am sitting in front of my computer.
I hear rustling downstairs, and I look at the clock.
Shit, it's 6 a.m.
I have nothing to show for the last two hours of work.
So I head downstairs, sort of a simmering sense of panic.
The kitchen looks way too bright.
My husband is bustling around getting ready for work, and my son is sitting in his high chair, flinging globs of oatmeal onto the ground.
Our good dog Yoshi is dutifully cleaning up the oatmeal, and our bad dog Wilbur is incessantly scratching at the back door, leaving deep gouges in the nice wood.
I kiss my husband goodbye as he leaves for work and I let the dogs out.
Yoshi respectfully pees in the corner.
But Wilbur trots across the yard and without missing a beat, miraculously flattens his body into the shape of a pancake and slides underneath the fence.
If I didn't see his little asshole prince leading up to the side of escape, I never would have believed it was possible.
The fence is literally three inches off the ground.
So I run outside and I just stand there thinking, this is not good.
Now let me tell you a little bit about these dogs.
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