Melyssa Ford
speaker
2,556 appearances
15 recordings
1 series
first heard Feb 2025
last heard Apr 2025
Melyssa Ford’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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Six, five, you got a lot of weight distribution. I was horrible. High metabolism.
If you make it so.
Well, you got money.
You ain't poor. You doing well. You doing pretty fucking good.
People really did enjoy the group activity, so much so that I did a poll.
I see that. So I asked everybody what should be the next group activity. 4,587 responses. Mel teaches Pilates, bowling, escape room, paintball.
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61% Mel teaches Pilates. Of course. 11% bowling, 17% escape room, 12% paintball.
Listen. Listen. You know what I told you. I want to get a private studio so that your ego does not take a hit. You know what I'm saying? I'll do Pilates. So now that we know that we can rent things like basketball courts and studios. Sure. Yes. Yes, what? Yes, let's rent a studio.
They don't really care about our participation. I'll wear a fluffy tracksuit. I'll wear a fluffy tracksuit.
That is funny.
Good.
Boy, you are so lucky. All y'all are lucky you didn't really hurt yourselves.
Like, in terms of, like, well... Yeah, but in terms like knees and shit like that, somebody could have torn a meniscus and fucked up. No, I swear, you guys have got to know when my tone of voice is just, you know, it's care. It's care. Like, I love y'all. I don't want to see you hurt. You know what I'm saying?
And that's why I keep stressing Pilates because it's about mobility and y'all don't really have it.
I'm part of the staff.
About three. About three times. Absolutely. Yeah.
Actually, my trainer has offered to put you guys on a cleanse if you want to.
To kind of kickstart the whole situation.
21 days.
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