Episode 806 | "Yall Don't Really Have It"
episodePreviously titled “Episode 806 | "Yall Don’t Really Have It"” — renamed by the publisher on Aug 5, 2026
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What are the hosts' reactions to the JBP basketball game?
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Fantastic.
All right. Wonderful. Couldn't be better. Indeed.
Worked out this morning.
Did you?
Oh, you throwing shots already, huh? Yeah.
What do you mean? I mean, this is my normal everyday routine.
Got it.
As she does the camera pan. I'm on to Mel. Nothing has made her happier. She's on cloud nine. Nothing has made her happier than this moment.
There is actual footage of you telling me to shut the fuck up. Coming here, talking to you guys about your health. Six months, eight months, ten months, twelve months? Mm-hmm. And talking about actually doing a Pilates class with all of you on camera.
True.
Yeah. So, yeah. Yeah, it feels really good right now, actually. It does. It feels really good. How you feeling?
Just got to let her get her shit off her. Yeah.
I mean, everybody wanted me to, like, read comments. And so I was like, that's overkill. And I'm sure they've seen everything as it is.
But you read them, though.
Oh, hell the fuck yeah. That is the one time that I did read the comments. Boy, they did not disappoint.
She heard it. You got to let her get her shit off. Yeah.
But what is she getting off? Being correct, being right.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
We all do it when we have that, see, I told you so, that moment.
She told us what? That we were unhealthy? Yes.
Yes.
And niggas didn't want to hear it, shut her down.
Told me to shut the fuck up, yes.
Proven to be unhealthy. It looked like sexist shit, looked like bags of laundry. I'm sorry, I'm going too far. I get a little bit of it. We could still not want to hear none of that shit. We can still not want to hear that shit.
True. She can still get her shit off, though.
And we can still say, shut the fuck up. And just let me speak for me, since all these niggas tucked and ran. They were. Let me just speak for me. That's crazy. Let me just speak for me, since I'm the only one here. That's wild.
The crazy part is that you performed the best. At the game.
I refuse to acknowledge it.
You know you did. Yeah, you did.
That's awesome.
Yes.
But that's not how I left feeling. That's not how I felt for two weeks. After I have made major life changes, that is the heaviest that I probably have ever been. That scale said like 236. No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
You'll never be up there.
But dog, my girl come cook for me. I do the Uber Eats. When she here, I wild out. I start bugging. Big ass omelets. All my favorite meals back to back. My mom cooks for me. My dad cooks for me. If I don't watch it.
It's easy, bro.
If I don't watch it now. I'll put on a few pounds. My girl cook all the time.
Breakfast, lunch, dinner, all the time. And you don't even realize it. I stepped on the scale and I thought it was broke. I've never seen what it said on the scale.
And I was like, oh, shit.
Yeah, I didn't talk to the trainer already.
It must have been hot because you didn't even say the number.
No, I'm not saying the number. Like, I know you got your normal weight where I'm usually around here. And then you're like, okay, you have your moments where I've spiked. I'm up here a little bit.
I was spiked as a guy.
I'm 10 past the normal spike. Oh, my Lord. I said, what? Okay, nah.
The problem is you guys wear clothes that are way too comfy and give you a lot of room. You know what I'm saying? You have to have like a pair of jeans or something like that. Like something from your... Your normal weight. Hanging up as a fucking reminder. And then you try to put those fuckers on at least once a month.
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