Michael A. Gonzales
👤 SpeakerAppearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
We're flying through it here tonight.
You guys still having fun out there?
Make some noise for your next Bucket Bowl, ladies and gentlemen.
Elon Musk is making Neuralink so people can talk to their pets.
Aw, now they can tell us just how much they love us.
I don't know, but I've thought about it fucking a lot.
Imagine dog dads having the neuter talk.
After a painful conversation about cutting their balls off, they'd be like, please, Poppy, I promise to keep my picker in my pants.
Dudes would be so traumatized, they'd never neuter dogs ever again.
And the stray population would go way out of control.
And if dogs didn't talk, they can understand TV.
Imagine coming home to find your dog watching AOC on C-SPAN.
Next day, dog's on the doorstep of a shelter with a note.
Good dog, but he's a fucking Democrat.