Michael A. Gonzales
speaker
4,373 appearances
5 recordings
1 series
first heard Mar 2024
last heard 14 Apr
Michael A. Gonzales’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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recordings per month · last 12 monthsRecordings per month over the last 12 months — 3 in all, peaking in Apr 2026 with 2.
Appearances
It was a medium joke book, my friend.
There goes Brian.
Appreciate you guys.
We're flying through it here tonight.
Yeah.
You guys still having fun out there?
You get it?
Make some noise for your next bucket bowl, ladies and gentlemen.
It's Luke Robinson, everybody.
Luke Robinson.
Elon Musk is making Neuralink so people can talk to their pets.
Aw, now they can tell us just how much they love us.
I don't know, but I've thought about it fucking a lot.
Imagine dog dads having the neuter talk.
After a painful conversation about cutting their balls off, they'd be like, please, Poppy, I promise to keep my pecker in my pants.
Dudes would be so traumatized, they'd never neuter dogs ever again.
And the straight population would go way out of control.
And if dogs can talk, they can understand TV.
Imagine coming home to find your dog watching AOC on C-SPAN.
Poppy, she's so smart.
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