Michael A. Gonzales
👤 Speaker
1984
total appearances
Appearances Over Time
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KILL TONY
#764 - JELLY ROLL + THEO VON
Is that what you did in Austin, Minnesota as well?
KILL TONY
#764 - JELLY ROLL + THEO VON
What kind of cars were you selling?
KILL TONY
#764 - JELLY ROLL + THEO VON
I started with Subarus, and then I went to Fords, and then I went to Kias and wanted to kill myself, so I stopped.
KILL TONY
#764 - JELLY ROLL + THEO VON
Well, Subaru in Minnesota is super easy to sell.
KILL TONY
#764 - JELLY ROLL + THEO VON
All-wheel drive, everybody's a lesbian.
KILL TONY
#764 - JELLY ROLL + THEO VON
A bunch of liberal bull dykes up there, so yeah.
KILL TONY
#764 - JELLY ROLL + THEO VON
And then you went to Ford, so you had to sell to actual men.
KILL TONY
#764 - JELLY ROLL + THEO VON
So you're like, I'm going to Kia's and fucking...
KILL TONY
#764 - JELLY ROLL + THEO VON
I had a fling with one of the clerks behind the desk, and it turned out kind of bad, so.