Michael A. Gonzales
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Have you kissed a woman since you've been in Austin?
We're coming up towards the end of the episode.
We've been doing a thing on this show for 13 years where we ask if a lovely lady from the audience has the courage.
We have the best fan base in the world, so if there's a lady out there that wants to give this guy his first Austin kiss, now's the time to stand up.
Is there a lady out here that you have to volunteer yourself?
You can't just point at random women.
No shame to put a wig on again, huh?
How can there not be a woman that wants to kiss this guy?
I literally see actual hookers in the audience and none of them will do this.
Well, I mean, there's nothing more depressing than no woman wanting to... There's not that many women in here.
I'm seeing a lot other than this table of fucking dudes.
The queen of Keltoni, the lovely Heidi, ladies and gentlemen.