Michael Cruz Kayne

hmm this is good to pitch on this though you could start you or your wife could start pretending to be quite sick oh that's good and then whenever you're ready for him to leave the house you could be like oh i'm fine now yeah i'm actually fine in like five or six years when you guys are actually sick of him being in the house you're like oh we're better yeah yeah he's been like changing my bedpan for six years yeah but you guys are hanging out playing clash royale or whatever the fuck

He's like 23, being like, sorry, my dad's sick.

He wants to play Clash Royale.

I can't come out tonight.

Yeah, can't take any classes or leave the home at all.

Oh, my gosh.

What kind of kids?

I'll take any kind.

Whatever they'll sell me, you know?

Whatever they got.

Whatever's left on the market.

How many do I want?

I think I would love like three.

Three kids.

That would be great.

Kind of a classic.

Three would be great.

Are you of three?

Or are you of what?

No, I'm technically of two, but it was very complicated.