Michael Cruz Kayne

Oh, my God. Pablo.

Oh, my God. Pablo.

Oh, my God. Pablo.

Watching a clip of us watching a clip of me is making me feel really bad. I don't like this. So many times. I feel like I'm incepting myself. I apologize.

Watching a clip of us watching a clip of me is making me feel really bad. I don't like this. So many times. I feel like I'm incepting myself. I apologize.

Watching a clip of us watching a clip of me is making me feel really bad. I don't like this. So many times. I feel like I'm incepting myself. I apologize.

I would have been embarrassed if he won. If I were him, I would have been like, well, you clearly smoked me. Why would I? I wouldn't have felt good about winning, but I guess he's different. I guess he's just built different.

I would have been embarrassed if he won. If I were him, I would have been like, well, you clearly smoked me. Why would I? I wouldn't have felt good about winning, but I guess he's different. I guess he's just built different.

I would have been embarrassed if he won. If I were him, I would have been like, well, you clearly smoked me. Why would I? I wouldn't have felt good about winning, but I guess he's different. I guess he's just built different.

And who all of my friends, specifically my dear friend Kayla, when she found out, she was like, please tell him how badly I want to have sex with him. And I was like, will do. And then after the show, I was like... I'm so sorry. Can we take a picture? And then while we were taking the picture, I just awkwardly said my friend Kayla really wants to have sex with you. It was not my best.

And who all of my friends, specifically my dear friend Kayla, when she found out, she was like, please tell him how badly I want to have sex with him. And I was like, will do. And then after the show, I was like... I'm so sorry. Can we take a picture? And then while we were taking the picture, I just awkwardly said my friend Kayla really wants to have sex with you. It was not my best.

And who all of my friends, specifically my dear friend Kayla, when she found out, she was like, please tell him how badly I want to have sex with him. And I was like, will do. And then after the show, I was like... I'm so sorry. Can we take a picture? And then while we were taking the picture, I just awkwardly said my friend Kayla really wants to have sex with you. It was not my best.

It wasn't my best, but I felt like I would be betraying my dear friend if I didn't let him know. And it was like way past the point where it was okay to let him know, which you could argue it was never okay to let him know. And so I just was like, whatever, dude, I won Jeopardy.

It wasn't my best, but I felt like I would be betraying my dear friend if I didn't let him know. And it was like way past the point where it was okay to let him know, which you could argue it was never okay to let him know. And so I just was like, whatever, dude, I won Jeopardy.

It wasn't my best, but I felt like I would be betraying my dear friend if I didn't let him know. And it was like way past the point where it was okay to let him know, which you could argue it was never okay to let him know. And so I just was like, whatever, dude, I won Jeopardy.

Yes, I have to. She asked me. I'm a girl's girl, you know?

Yes, I have to. She asked me. I'm a girl's girl, you know?

Yes, I have to. She asked me. I'm a girl's girl, you know?

What's that? I don't hold hands when I'm sitting. Ever.

What's that? I don't hold hands when I'm sitting. Ever.