Michael Cruz Kayne
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1,649 appearances
9 recordings
2 series
first heard Dec 2024
last heard 8 Aug
Michael Cruz Kayne’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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You've got two years to sabotage his chances at college.
Basically.
If you want to keep him around, that's the way things are.
You've got two years with him.
You've got like five with the daughter.
Yeah.
What do you think is a good trap?
I think, yeah, totally getting him arrested for something could be huge.
Then you run the risk of him going to jail.
Yeah, if you could get him to dress up in a costume he has no business being in for Halloween, maybe.
Yeah.
I'm sure it could.
That's one way to go, but then there is the chance that maybe you'll want him to be able to leave the house someday.
So you don't want to do something so permanent.
hmm this is good to pitch on this though you could start you or your wife could start pretending to be quite sick oh that's good and then whenever you're ready for him to leave the house you could be like oh i'm fine now yeah i'm actually fine in like five or six years when you guys are actually sick of him being in the house you're like oh we're better yeah yeah he's been like changing my bedpan for six years yeah but you guys are hanging out playing clash royale or whatever the fuck
He's like 23, being like, sorry, my dad's sick.
He wants to play Clash Royale.
I can't come out tonight.
Yeah, can't take any classes or leave the home at all.
Oh, my gosh.
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