Michael Cruz Kayne
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Did a whole commercial where the fucking punchline. I remember the shit out of that. And twins. I love burritos at 4 a.m. Drinking with my friends. And twins. And twins.
They're related. Yeah. So it's like, I don't think I want to be a part of, I'm an accessory to something. And incest. Yeah, I don't, maybe for, I mean, I guess maybe for looking, because it's to a man, I guess a simple-minded Coors Light man, and the one that they're portraying in that commercial, I guess it's too of a good thing.
They're related. Yeah. So it's like, I don't think I want to be a part of, I'm an accessory to something. And incest. Yeah, I don't, maybe for, I mean, I guess maybe for looking, because it's to a man, I guess a simple-minded Coors Light man, and the one that they're portraying in that commercial, I guess it's too of a good thing.
They're related. Yeah. So it's like, I don't think I want to be a part of, I'm an accessory to something. And incest. Yeah, I don't, maybe for, I mean, I guess maybe for looking, because it's to a man, I guess a simple-minded Coors Light man, and the one that they're portraying in that commercial, I guess it's too of a good thing.
But it's like, wouldn't you rather just an unrelated other hot lady? Yeah. I don't think we need to have two sisters that can't kiss.
But it's like, wouldn't you rather just an unrelated other hot lady? Yeah. I don't think we need to have two sisters that can't kiss.
But it's like, wouldn't you rather just an unrelated other hot lady? Yeah. I don't think we need to have two sisters that can't kiss.
And friends.
And friends.
And friends.
So a hand job happens.
So a hand job happens.
So a hand job happens.
And that would be... My girls have solved that. Extreme sisters have solved that.
And that would be... My girls have solved that. Extreme sisters have solved that.
And that would be... My girls have solved that. Extreme sisters have solved that.
They had the same boyfriend and they wanted to marry him, but they couldn't find anywhere where the darn laws would allow it.
They had the same boyfriend and they wanted to marry him, but they couldn't find anywhere where the darn laws would allow it.
They had the same boyfriend and they wanted to marry him, but they couldn't find anywhere where the darn laws would allow it.
No one ever gets frustrated they can't finish it. That's not what I was going to say. Nobody ever goes like, that's actually not where I was going with that. Because I'll tell you, that's Dan and I thinking that's how we talk. We would love to both tell the same story, but we're both saying different things.