Mike Coase

Okay, now we're getting into it. I was obsessed with Blink-182. In a way, that's not normal. There wasn't a piece of wall in my bedroom. Were you a Mark Tom or Travis guy? Oh, Tom, my God. I used to look at this photo of him and masturbate in my high school room. I had this little wiggly pen. It's like a vibrator for kids. It's a pen.

Okay, now we're getting into it. I was obsessed with Blink-182. In a way, that's not normal. There wasn't a piece of wall in my bedroom. Were you a Mark Tom or Travis guy? Oh, Tom, my God. I used to look at this photo of him and masturbate in my high school room. I had this little wiggly pen. It's like a vibrator for kids. It's a pen.

So when you write it, it goes do-do-do-do-do, and it would do little swirls. But I one time put it on the little glitty, glitty bang-bang, and I'll tell you what.

So when you write it, it goes do-do-do-do-do, and it would do little swirls. But I one time put it on the little glitty, glitty bang-bang, and I'll tell you what.

So when you write it, it goes do-do-do-do-do, and it would do little swirls. But I one time put it on the little glitty, glitty bang-bang, and I'll tell you what.

It was probably at the kitchen table. Hey, Dad, make your own chicken.

It was probably at the kitchen table. Hey, Dad, make your own chicken.

It was probably at the kitchen table. Hey, Dad, make your own chicken.

Yes. Blink-182 obsessed. Fucking obsessed. How many times have you seen them live? I've seen them live only three times. Okay.

Yes. Blink-182 obsessed. Fucking obsessed. How many times have you seen them live? I've seen them live only three times. Okay.

Yes. Blink-182 obsessed. Fucking obsessed. How many times have you seen them live? I've seen them live only three times. Okay.

But Death From Above, the band I love the most, I've seen about 20 times now.

But Death From Above, the band I love the most, I've seen about 20 times now.

But Death From Above, the band I love the most, I've seen about 20 times now.

Yes. This is where it gets sad. So I was supposed to dress up like Jim Carrey and... At prom? From Dumb and Dumber. Dumb and Dumber. We rented the suits.

Yes. This is where it gets sad. So I was supposed to dress up like Jim Carrey and... At prom? From Dumb and Dumber. Dumb and Dumber. We rented the suits.

Yes. This is where it gets sad. So I was supposed to dress up like Jim Carrey and... At prom? From Dumb and Dumber. Dumb and Dumber. We rented the suits.

My good friend Justin, who I was like best friends with in high school.

My good friend Justin, who I was like best friends with in high school.

My good friend Justin, who I was like best friends with in high school.