Mike Dawson

He shows no regard for self-awareness, shame, or the possibility that he may be actively manufacturing future therapy sessions for nearby families.

Meanwhile, the rival male contributes to the negotiations by planting a beautiful right hook squarely into Buster Crimes' female valet.

Buster Crimes.

Hold on.

that he may be actively manufacturing future therapy sessions for nearby families.

Meanwhile, the rival male contributes to the negotiations by planting a beautiful right hook squarely into Buster Crime's female valet, who has now enthusiastically inserted herself into the proceedings.

As the ballet of belligerents stampedes through Toontown, stunned vacationers receive an unscheduled masterclass in what happens when emotional regulation is not merely absent, but apparently never installed.

Hilariously, the commotion has grown so loud that it briefly becomes the second largest attraction in the park, drawing confused tourists who appear to believe they have stumbled upon a parade with worse choreography.

Amid the surge, Buster Crimes executes an astonishing double-sole-trained braid pull on the denim dugong, dragging the conflict deeper into Toontown until several concerned bystanders form a reluctant parish council around him and attempt the impossible, introducing reason to a man clearly running on factory-installed violence.

The next skirmish unfolds between Buster's valet and the denim dugong as the pair continue negotiations through the ancient discipline of low-speed sumo diplomacy.

The only collateral damage being a related family matriarch who attempts to restore order only to reenact the opening of a life-alert commercial.

Upon discovering his mother has been dropped like a bad habit, Busta Crimes re-enters the proceedings with renewed purpose, administering a flawless double-slap heifer pull to the denim dugong.

The famine-resistant female tumbles earthward with all the grace of a vending machine, losing a fight with a staircase.

After several minutes of pacing and posturing, Buster Crimes appears convinced that rage, if performed loudly enough, can overrule both eyewitness testimony and Disney security.

He prowls Toontown like a malfunctioning animatronic until noticing his mother's recent demotion from family matriarch to pavement exhibit.

Concluding that his female attaché has failed in the sacred art of maternal preservation, he delivers two right jabs and an uppercut, proving that Buster Crimes views allies the same way he views enemies, as people he simply hasn't hit yet.

And so we leave this remarkable specimen of mirth and decay as Buster Crimes concludes with a strenuous grip on his female valet's hair, suggesting this may not be his first public domestic dispute performance

Eventually, several bystanders decide enough anthropology has been conducted and return him to the earth like escaped livestock.

Multiple arrests follow, charges are filed, and a magical family vacation became one of Disneyland's finest contributions to viral sociology.

For all the genius behind Disneyland, no Imagineer has yet built a ride capable of transporting certain adults beyond themselves.