Mike Dawson

Has downplayed the benefits.

It's like, come on, guys.

No one's going to take you seriously anymore.

He's not an anti-vaccine advocate.

Well, Trump said retard on social media over the weekend, referring to Minnesota Governor Tim Walz as a retard.

I said, nope.

They were big hits.

Apparently, Donald Trump, President Trump spoke with...

Paramount head David Ellison, whose father is Larry Ellison, the billionaire co-founder of Oracle.

And apparently he professed his love for Rush Hour.

What's more important buried deep in the article is it turns out that President Trump is a huge fan of the Jean-Claude Van Damme classic Bloodsport.

As soon as you speak...

That thing, as soon as you speak the goodness that could happen, you are eliminating it from the possibilities in your life.

That's the key right there.

I should have listened.

She did make a huge big deal about her hair.

Did you see her hair in that picture?

Let me explain something to white people.

Our hair comes out of our head naturally in a curly pattern, so when we're straightening it, to follow your beauty standards, we are trapped by the straightness.

That's why so many of us can't swim.