Mike Petriello

Like his batting eye.

is too advanced for AAA.

The rest of the tool set, hard to say how that's going to work out, right?

Maybe he's a quad A guy in the end, not quite good enough for the majors, too good for AAA.

But seeing a guy with an advanced batting eye like that go down to the minors and just spit on absolutely everything until he gets the one pitch he wants to hit.

And I hope he succeeds because I like him.

I like watching him play.

But I'm also enjoying a batting line that's like, I don't know, what is it, 150, 650, 220 or something like that.

That's just fun to say.

I want this to continue.

And I don't.

I wish for good things for David Schneider.

But just in terms of I enjoy baseball oddities, this one, I'll tell you this, I'm going to be watching a lot more AAA baseball than I thought I would be just to see how this plays out.