Miranda Stain

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245 appearances 1 recordings 1 series first heard Nov 2024 last heard Nov 2024

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My name is Marcus Parks. I'm here with Henry Zebrowski. What do you think about werewolf mummies or a mummy Dracula or a werewolf mummy Blue Lagoon monster?
Thank you. That's true. That's true. My mind is too addled by the Monster Mash to think correctly, and I'm here with Ed Larson. I haven't gotten over the Monster Mash.
You're just a hairy fat man. So here we are. Cougars DARP part four. The conclusion to this series.
So when we last left the members of Electus Perdeus, they had just killed their fifth and sixth victims. But these murders had very little to do with the motivations behind their first four killings, which were committed ostensibly as a righteous act to battle the forces of Satan. The murders of Joan and Peter Meyer, however, their latest victims, were simply the result of a robbery gone wrong.
A robbery did wrong. Yeah. That's what I would put it that way. Did wrong and gone wrong. Yeah.
They were wealthy, but they didn't have cash on hand. Yeah. Of course not. No wealthy person has cash on hand.
They listened to this man talk about a South African water park for 45 minutes. You know, the here, we'll have is the crocodile area. Yeah.
See, the leader of Electus Perdeus, Cecilia Stane, had commanded her cult to somehow find money for the fictitious American orphans that had become the focal point of the group. But this was only after the group had been quiet for two years.
Well, the reason why the cult reactivated was because their breadwinner, Zach Valentine, had quit his lucrative insurance agent job to start his own business as a stockbroker, and he had failed miserably.
Yeah, it's a great movie.
Because Zach had failed so miserably, they had to keep Cecilia's stained lifestyle going somehow.
But the problem with that robbery, the one in which they killed Joan and Peter Meyer, was that the crew had come away with just a hair over $40 for the whole operation. It involved costumes, backstories, financial plans. Now, after the robbery double murder was ultimately a net negative to the cult, they decided to enter the world of insurance fraud.
Well, the thing is that they really didn't have the imagination nor the desire to plan a scheme that didn't somehow involve killing someone. After Zach Valentine's wife, Michaela, was murdered by the cult after she tried to leave, Zach changed the main beneficiary on his life insurance policy to Cecilia Stain, meaning she would be the recipient of over $200,000 upon Zach's debt.
But the plan wasn't to kill Zach. Instead, Electus Perdeus were going to fake his death and use another body in his place. Now, for the body, Electus Perdeus chose a 41-year-old black man named Gerard Jackson, who lived at a nearby shelter with his pregnant wife.
The cult had recently befriended him, and because of his station in life and because of his race, they figured correctly that his disappearance wouldn't be investigated.
I'm sorry. And so the manipulation began in the typically Byzantine electus per deus fashion. Every plan they have is so fucking complicated.
Yeah. Well, in early December 2015, Cecilia Stane hired Gerard to clean a storage room in her apartment complex, then told Gerard and his wife that they could then live in that storage room rent free. Okay. The only catch, besides the fact that it was just a fucking room without a bathroom or a kitchen. It's a storage unit. You keep saying storage room. It's a unit. Very different.
No, it's at the apartment complex, so it is a room. But it's a unit still. You know what I mean? It doesn't have a window.
No, a unit is a part of a larger complex.
Well, the catch was that Gerard and his wife needed to be locked inside at night so the other residents of the complex wouldn't stumble upon them. Poor and desperate, Gerard and his wife agreed. And you'd think that this had something to do with the plan. Nope. But it had nothing to do with the plan at all. She loves improvising. Yeah.
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