Miranda Stain
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245 appearances
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1 series
first heard Nov 2024
last heard Nov 2024
Miranda Stain’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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At crime.
That's exactly why they call it organized crime.
Well, a competent insurance adjuster noticed a lot of red flags surrounding Cecilia's claim. They noted that Zach's policy had been taken out pretty soon before Zach had died, which is, you know, pretty strange for a young guy like Zach Valentine. And the person who was so anxious to get the payout was quite close to the person who was so anxious to cremate the body.
And that same person had lied about being Zach's relative. Additionally, Cecilia had made a payment on the policy two days before Zach's supposed death
Yeah. And so since the payout was held up, and since Zach was now actively costing the cult money, because he can't work if he's in a hotel, they're fucking, they're paying for the hotel, they're paying for smokes, they're paying for food, they're paying for insulin.
Because of all this, Cecilia once again got nervous. And when Cecilia got nervous, people usually died. Now, once the cash reserves ran low, Cecilia returned to her old tricks by once again making herself the focal point of the cult's mission, forgetting about the orphans completely. Oh, yeah, the orphans are gone. Yeah.
Cecilia created a satanic witch named Jane, who was in mortal danger because she had stolen money from the satanic church to give to Cecilia.
Well, if that money that Jane took and gave to Cecilia, if that wasn't returned, I suppose before the church's satanic accountant noticed it was missing.
Well, if that money wasn't returned, Cecilia said that both she and Jane would be hunted down and killed by Agents of the Devil. Agents of the Devil are some of the most sneaky versions of it.
So the only way to keep Cecilia safe was to commit more robbery and murder. Now, it had never been the plan to kill Joan and Peter Meyer, but Cecilia convinced the cult that it was actually safer to murder the people they robbed, because then you got no witnesses.
And since this was all supposedly for the greater good, greater good being save Cecilia, then there was really no crime here in the first place.
And so the cult went back to their newest member, John Barnard, the only real criminal amongst them, so he could choose the next victim. He settled on a tax consultant named Glenn McGregor because Barnard had heard that Glenn was the type of guy who kept all his money in his house because he didn't trust banks.
And so Cecilia told Miranda to make an appointment with Glenn McGregor under the veil of solving Miranda's tax problem. And I'm just now fucking realizing how stupid it is that the tax guy keeps all of his money at home. How does he pay his taxes? Did he send them a big fucking package of cash?
Well, advantageously for the cult, McGregor just happened to live on a small isolated farm outside of town. And so on January 27th, 2016, the cult sent out a larger crew than normal, which included John Barnard, Miranda, Marcel, and LaRue. Their X-Force. Yes.
Well, armed with a .22 revolver, tape, rope, and rubber gloves, Electus Perdeus headed out to Glenn McGregor's farm with the explicit purpose of committing their eighth murder. We're going out to murder.
Now, after they arrived and chatted with Glenn for about 10 minutes to put him at ease, Miranda pulled out her revolver.
Well, perhaps not knowing what else to do, because I guess they did put him in ease. Glenn started laughing.
Yeah.
All this shit. Whole time.
Yeah, there's no school teachers on meth out there.
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