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Misha

๐Ÿ‘ค Speaker
124 total appearances

Appearances Over Time

Podcast Appearances

The Inspired Unemployed
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And all these people, like, people's families was, like, looking at this chick who's just, like, ran in, like, eyes blazing.

The Inspired Unemployed
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I, like, went to the toilet and I literally start, like, so this is graphic, but I just start, like, shitting my brains out.

The Inspired Unemployed
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Like, I don't know what's going on, but, like, I literally, like, was so messed up.

The Inspired Unemployed
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And I'm, like, nah, this is so bad.

The Inspired Unemployed
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Like, I finish up with that and I'm, like, I need to get this out of me right now.

The Inspired Unemployed
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Like, I need to tacky.

The Inspired Unemployed
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Like, I need to pull a tactical right now and just, like, get it out.

The Inspired Unemployed
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So, like, I get on my knees and, like, I go to, like, it's so good.

The Inspired Unemployed
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I go to, like, put my fingers in my mouth and I'm like, oh, my God, why do my fingers taste like that?

The Inspired Unemployed
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I take my hands out of my mouth, and I was so corked that I didn't realize when I was wiping, my hand had, like, my fingernails had broken through.

The Inspired Unemployed
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I had literally put my own shit in my mouth.

The Inspired Unemployed
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I didn't even need to pull the trigger after that.

The Inspired Unemployed
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It was, like, projectile vomit afterwards.

The Inspired Unemployed
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Oh, my God, dude.

The Inspired Unemployed
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I thought, like, if I'm going to share this story, like, I might as well tell it, like, on the pod.

The Inspired Unemployed
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I literally was, like, I remember I had tears streaming down my face.

The Inspired Unemployed
Worst Place To Get A Boner

Like, just, like...