Monique Marvez

And I remember, you know, I was doing all this funny stuff, you know, being a comedian.

They're filming me.

And some of the stuff in a box, I would be like, what do you do with this?

Like, do you just leave this in the backyard with a sign?

This is what's left of the last person who tried to break in the house.

I mean, you know what I mean?

What practical application to some of these things?

And I remember that I pulled a package of anal beads out.

And I asked the guy, I go, what do you do with the, I really didn't know this many years ago.

And he explained.

And I said, do you realize that most people live in terror that something's going to come out involuntarily?

Like, why would you pull something out on purpose?

And then this was the kicker McKickerton.

The package said dishwasher safe.

And I'm thinking.

I want to know who bought these.

I am never having a casserole at their house.

And then the end of the bit, so to speak, the button, was all these beautiful young kids in these luminescent cowboy hats.

I said, do you guys ever just lock the doors and just all do each other in here?

And they all looked at each other like, who told her?