Monique Marvez “When The Schlong is Too Long”
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From Corolla One Studios in Glendale, California, this is The Adam Corolla Show. Adam's guest today, Monique Marvez. Plus the news with me, Mike Dawson. And now, Adam Corolla. Yeah, get it on. Got to get it on. Get it on, Monique Marvez. Very funny stand-up comedian. Back in studio, live dates all over the place. I'll tell you about some of those in a moment or two. Good to see you again, Monique.
My pleasure. I was looking at your sign where you're going to be. Yeah. My dad was a fanatic. I used to go to Sebring when I was a child in the 60s. You went to Sebring. 24 hours of Sebring, many times. My father would wake me up at dark 05, and we would drive up to Sebring.
Well, I don't want to correct you or your dad, but you couldn't have gone to the 24 hours of Sebring.
Why not?
Because it's the 12 hours of Sebring.
Okay. Well, whatever the thing is that we'd have to sit there forever.
Yeah, because you'd be six in the morning until six at night or whatever it was.
Yeah, and it'd be dark and cold.
Be dark and cold. Sebring's in Florida. Middle. It's a track, but it's an airport.
Basically.
It's an airport track. I guess it's sort of a road course, but it's flat because it's a thing. They're dedicated tracks, like Laguna Seca and Road Atlanta. They're tracks. They go up. They go down. Sebring is flat because it's an airport, and they do it as a street course, like they do the Long Beach Grand Prix. It's a street course. You know what I mean? Vegas is a street course.
I'd be curious to know if in the 60s they ever did it longer than 12. I'd be curious.
Oh, you can look it up.
Because you didn't know about Vince Champs, the serial rapist, until I brought it to your attention.
The answer is going to be no.
Okay, fair enough.
It'll be the 12 Hours of Sebring.
Okay.
And I have a car. So I got the Newman. Now, you're looking up at the Newman cars, which are going to be in Santa Ana at their new home, the Jordan Family Classic cars.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What is discussed at the start of this section?
0:00–8:25
2
What are the differences in parenting styles mentioned?
8:25–10:58
3
What stories are shared about Sebring and racing?
10:58–29:40
4
What advice did Monique's father give her?
29:40–53:54
5
What should you disclose in a relationship?
53:54–54:41
6
How does size affect relationships and perceptions?
54:41–55:59
7
What are the implications of a registered sex offender running for office?
55:59–56:32
8
What are the consequences of corruption in California's school system?
56:32–1:45:40
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