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Monique Marvez

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873 total appearances

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Podcast Appearances

Adam Carolla Show
Monique Marvez “When The Schlong is Too Long”

I was like, I don't know how to break this to you, but there's no way anything can happen with that.

Adam Carolla Show
Monique Marvez “When The Schlong is Too Long”

My shoulders, my bras.

Adam Carolla Show
Monique Marvez “When The Schlong is Too Long”

I think closer to the middle of the continuum is probably, you know, what most people are happy with when they see.

Adam Carolla Show
Monique Marvez “When The Schlong is Too Long”

Nobody likes a surprise in either direction.

Adam Carolla Show
Monique Marvez “When The Schlong is Too Long”

I think most women have.

Adam Carolla Show
Monique Marvez “When The Schlong is Too Long”

I saw one on a very attractive, well-built guy, and it was like a kid's thumb.

Adam Carolla Show
Monique Marvez “When The Schlong is Too Long”

I think that's true of a lot of things.

Adam Carolla Show
Monique Marvez “When The Schlong is Too Long”

I feel like when people – it's different if you're not going to be long-term intimate with somebody.

Adam Carolla Show
Monique Marvez “When The Schlong is Too Long”

But if there's a chance that there's going to be some sort of relationship – I remember I did a whole radio show on things you should disclose and things that you shouldn't.

Adam Carolla Show
Monique Marvez “When The Schlong is Too Long”

And I think that – I think if somebody's on serious medication or – I had a guy just tell me –

Adam Carolla Show
Monique Marvez “When The Schlong is Too Long”

Right out, he said, I'm in remission.

Adam Carolla Show
Monique Marvez “When The Schlong is Too Long”

I'm taking this very serious drug by Novartis.

Adam Carolla Show
Monique Marvez “When The Schlong is Too Long”

I have cytoplastic leukemia, but right now I'm in remission.

Adam Carolla Show
Monique Marvez “When The Schlong is Too Long”

And I thought that was very cool.

Adam Carolla Show
Monique Marvez “When The Schlong is Too Long”

And I said, if you're not married and you're not gay and God gives you a hall pass out of this relationship, I'm okay with that.

Adam Carolla Show
Monique Marvez “When The Schlong is Too Long”

He said, I just felt I needed to tell you, like, I could come out of remission and die very quickly.

Adam Carolla Show
Monique Marvez “When The Schlong is Too Long”

I was like, I can handle that.

Adam Carolla Show
Monique Marvez “When The Schlong is Too Long”

No, he really did die.

Adam Carolla Show
Monique Marvez “When The Schlong is Too Long”

People would ask me, do you have a boyfriend?

Adam Carolla Show
Monique Marvez “When The Schlong is Too Long”

I'd say, let me call home and see if he's alive.