Monique Marvez

I don't do antibiotics either.

The Eagles and antibiotics.

That's what I say.

They're just trying to get the car off the lot.

Probably.

Interestingly enough, I've had a theory because I'm a fruit fly.

Like I attract gay men like nobody's business.

And I've had a theory for many, many years.

It predates all of this whole gender business, which is nothing is a bigger challenge to some women than thinking they're going to either bring a guy back to our side.

He's bi and he's experimented, but he's or he's outright gay, but he's not super gay.

He's.

On the continuum of sexuality, he's mostly gay but a little bit straight, like mostly dead, like in the Princess Bride.

Like he's mostly dead.

And I think that there's something that gets engaged in people when they think they're going to be the special one.

I'm going to be the one that's going to make you man up or come back to our team.

I used to do a whole bit in my act years ago.

And again, I say things I don't care.

You know, like you say, people like me, don't like me.

I used to have a bit in my act about Sandra Bullock marrying Jesse James.

And I would say, like, what part of you being America's sweetheart did you think that that, you know, fur-covered roundhouse of yours was going to stop that train?