Monique Marvez

Like, at what point are you delusional thinking, look at this guy.

Look at who he was married to.

Look at the tattoos on his knuckles.

Like, just a casual glance would show you this guy's going to be a problem for someone who doesn't know how to manage that kind of guy.

Like there's no amount of sex and tuna casserole that's going to straighten that out and not make it a problem.

But women love that.

Well, no, they're two different things.

I meant like I personally love a good tuna casserole.

No, okay, fair enough.

Okay, focus on casserole.

Yeah, I love casseroles.

But the point I'm making is when women see a man that they think is like some sort of a challenge that they can make them behave differently, that just engages them.

I'm and as you well know, my dry bar special just on their site alone has 70 million views.

And the opening line is pick one you like.

They're going to stay that way.

And people think that's the funniest thing in the world.

And it's like, it's not a joke.

No, it's the truest of the truest things.

Pick one that if he didn't change a hair on his head and he started losing the hairs on his head, you'd still be good.

Pick that guy.