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Monique Marvez

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873 total appearances

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Adam Carolla Show
Monique Marvez “When The Schlong is Too Long”

Those are three legitimate things.

Adam Carolla Show
Monique Marvez “When The Schlong is Too Long”

You can point to a microphone.

Adam Carolla Show
Monique Marvez “When The Schlong is Too Long”

You can point to a car.

Adam Carolla Show
Monique Marvez “When The Schlong is Too Long”

When I'm at a party and I ask somebody what they do, and they're like, I'm in financial products.

Adam Carolla Show
Monique Marvez “When The Schlong is Too Long”

I don't even want to talk to people that can't point to something and say, I did that.

Adam Carolla Show
Monique Marvez “When The Schlong is Too Long”

My father's an architect.

Adam Carolla Show
Monique Marvez “When The Schlong is Too Long”

I'm a comedian.

Adam Carolla Show
Monique Marvez “When The Schlong is Too Long”

I'm very challenged by all of these things.

Adam Carolla Show
Monique Marvez “When The Schlong is Too Long”

the only word I can think of is esoteric, ethereal, non-real, made up, BS.

Adam Carolla Show
Monique Marvez “When The Schlong is Too Long”

Like, what do you do?

Adam Carolla Show
Monique Marvez “When The Schlong is Too Long”

What do you really do that helps another human being?

Adam Carolla Show
Monique Marvez “When The Schlong is Too Long”

But that helps somebody.

Adam Carolla Show
Monique Marvez “When The Schlong is Too Long”

They want to ride a horse.

Adam Carolla Show
Monique Marvez “When The Schlong is Too Long”

That's what I mean, goods and services.

Adam Carolla Show
Monique Marvez “When The Schlong is Too Long”

Let's be honest.

Adam Carolla Show
Monique Marvez “When The Schlong is Too Long”

Things have changed, too, since the legalization of marijuana because it's not as detectable as alcohol.

Adam Carolla Show
Monique Marvez “When The Schlong is Too Long”

If you're on alcohol, I can smell you.

Adam Carolla Show
Monique Marvez “When The Schlong is Too Long”

Your eyes are, you know.

Adam Carolla Show
Monique Marvez “When The Schlong is Too Long”

But if you're chewing gummies or whatever, I talk to people and I feel like both oars aren't in the water.

Adam Carolla Show
Monique Marvez “When The Schlong is Too Long”

Like the Catholic church used to send bad priests to Arizona.