Munchie B

If you get one, you're straight as long as you're not within a certain amount of feet of a school or some weird shit, right?

And then, but if you get blamed for that twice, that could be a sex charge, bro.

Straight up.

Well, also, like, as far as, like, the pissing in public things, so one time I was at this bar in Oakland, and, like, I go outside to smoke a blunt and chill with people, and then, like, it's, like, shutting down, because I have to pee all of a sudden.

I'm like, oh.

So I go, like, but they won't let me in.

So I have to hit the little alley cut, hit the little alley cut, because I had kidney stones before.

I'm not going to risk it.

Oh, shit.

Oh, shit.

I pissed.

And then the Johnnies are like, they blurt me, give me a ticket for it.

It's a ticket.

It's like a traffic ticket, basically.

You feel me?

And I was like, nah, I'm not paying this bullshit.

You feel me?

I wind up getting blurped like

year later, a year or two later.

No, they fucking took me to jail for an unpaid ticket.