Nagin Farsad

It'll completely mess up my period.

LAUGHTER

All right, well, here's your next quote from someone visiting the Supreme Court on Wednesday.

Who sat in on Supreme Court arguments this week?

That's right.

Get it out of your system.

Well, you're right.

This week, Donald Trump became the first sitting president to attend oral arguments at the Supreme Court, and we assume the first president to fall asleep during oral arguments at the Supreme Court.

Yeah, and he probably thought Brad Kavanaugh would go, uh-oh, Trump is here.

I better be more conservative today.

Honestly, I think he should have done this like undercover boss style where he's just like wearing a mustache, mopping in the corner like, don't mind me, do you like working here?

All right, your last quote is a zookeeper at the National Zoo observing some animal behavior.

That zookeeper was noting that for the first time ever, two wuts actually seem to want to mate.

I have no idea.

Yeah.

Although, yeah, I'm sure they also want to mate.

But here, I'll give you a hint.

It's all right there in black and white.

Oh, is it the pandas?

That's right, the pandas.