Nagin Farsad
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Yes.
Two of the National Zoo's pandas were spotted flirting this week.
This is huge news because pandas are historically lazy and don't care about sex.
They're essentially the opposite of dolphins, the absolute freaks of the animal kingdom.
No, but I love that you're thinking of the panda's kinks.
You know what I mean?
You have to.
One of them might have the same kink as Brian Gnome.
You know what I mean?
We don't know.
That was, was that true?
Yeah.
I don't know.
I love that that ain't even his thing.
Famously know how to, yeah.
Well, I'm going to give you a little bit of insight into how panda business is going on right now.
The pandas are actually in separate enclosures with a window connecting them.
They actually flirt the exact same way humans do.
She ignores him while he rubs his giant panda ass on the window.
Just like love is blind.