Nat Towsen

Mr. Global.

Yes.

Matt Randolph, what do you got for me?

that man has has he's got to be in the double digits for championships now too 17 17 17 yes he's like the chicago bulls of no he's like the celtics of uh yeah he's like it's just gotta be like the trunk of a car in there right like there's just nothing else going on it's just hot dogs right just feeling like how does a body at this point all the organs have moved to the side i have to imagine he's just sort of like a big like a oil tank for i don't know parts

I don't know who appoints the Nathan's hot dog judges, but I'm wondering if there's cronyism involved.

It is generous.

They consume, certainly.

Yeah, it's really... It's like almost medical.

Like, there's something...

Well, they're elite athletes.

They're elite athletes.

Yeah, they're elite athletes who are doing something extremely similar to a coma patient insofar as sort of a non-swallowing trough-based consumption.

Like a marathon of hot dogs.

I'm practicing.

And then he has like a rest day where he has 30 hot dogs.

Yeah.

Like you have like one of those training regiments.

You can't just do it linearly.

You got to work up and down a little bit.

Yeah, tofu dog day for a little bit of rest.