Nat Towsen

Like, oh, yeah, those nitrates aren't nearly as bad on the bloodstream on those days.

Oh, my God.

He's going to die.

Training dogs.

He's just eating like, you know, carrots, foam, something like that.

Yeah.

You don't know how?

I mean, I have three good guesses.

They all have hot dog in the name.

Well, my story is somewhere in between the two in terms of its geopolitical importance.

And I will say as a Brooklyn restaurant, as a Brooklyn resident, I am excited for Joey's.

You know what?

I don't know who he slapped.

I don't want to sign off on that, but I hope I hope it wasn't too bad.

Or is the only famous person in this sport and we decide to forgive him one way or another, but I'll be down there.

It's 4th of July.

You know, that's about as patriotic as I get, is screaming while a man eats hot dogs.

But on the 4th of July, it's going to be a complicated 250th anniversary for America.

And I think if you're looking for something domestic to root for, Joey Chestnut is a safe bet.

My story, I want to talk about this over the weekend.