Nate Corddry
👤 SpeakerAppearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
These are a lot nicer than my resume.
I'll take a thousand of the John Q public and a thousand Johnny applicants.
Well, this one looks pretty good.
District sales manager for five years.
Who wouldn't hire that guy, right?
A classic resume conundrum.
What paper to use?
I recommend... I'm going to go with the pink.
Is this the hottest pink you have?
This pink is hotter than this pink.
Do you like your job here?
Is it a good job?
Is your boss cool?
Yeah, he's cool.
My boss is like if you took Willy Wonka and mixed him with Hitler.
He's crazy like Willy Wonka, and he's psycho like Hitler.
But he doesn't have a mustache.
With my credentials in order, it was time to get my appearance in order with a visit to my local haberdashers.
Would it be a good idea if the suit that I'm wearing matches the paper that I printed my resume on?
Yeah, I would say that's a little over the top.