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Listen, Dan, depends who's at my house.

If I'm feeling quite torturous, what I will do is I'll make them a drink in that mug and they have to drink from me, which is usually quite a flex, which I enjoy doing, yeah.

No.

Where does he go from there?

He's done the Paris thing.

He's done the Real Madrid thing.

Swapped in with Haaland?

No, he couldn't.

I think he'll just be around Madrid for the majority of his time in Europe.

You'd prefer Mbappé to Haaland, though, surely?

To be fair, I'm trying to decide who I think works harder.

No, I'm happy with Harland.

He's got the history.

I'll keep him.

I'll keep him.

What's that?

I really don't know, to be honest.

I think some of these injury issues, like he looks like he's trying to rush himself back, but then he's not fully fit, then he's back out again.

But in fairness, he got two assists in midweek in the Champions League, so maybe this is his sort of return.

And if there was to be a player that would be homesick, by the way, based on all the stuff I've seen from him, his interviews and so on, it would be Cole Palmer.