Neil Saavedra

built-in kind of safe that's in the ground in the garage, what used to be the garage. And he said, that's where my dad or my grandfather, whatever, would make bullets. He'd load bullets and put in all the gunpowder. And bury bodies. I don't know. It was a different time. Law enforcement. All right.

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Hei Kayla, mitä on hauskampaa kuin jokainen jokainen jokainen jokainen jokainen jokainen jokainen jokainen

Let me teach you how to eat. Let me teach you how to eat. How to marinate the meat. Let me teach you how to eat. Let me teach you how to eat.

or somebody's part weather balloon. But my... No, that volume was way up. Who would it have been? Depends who it was in. Anywho. Hey! Welcome to the Fork Report. Neil Saavedra here, your friendly neighborhood Fork Reporter, along with the whole gang, as we celebrate food on a Saturday. A sunny Saturday at that point.

The ground is starting to dry up a little bit. It was very, very weathery. I loved it. As long as everybody stays safe and stays home, it's beautiful. We would put a log in the fireplace. I think it was legal. I don't check. I'm sorry. When it's cold, put a log on the fire. I probably should check if I know, you know, but...

I'm sorry, fix my potholes and I'll listen to you.

My potholes and I won't burn a fire during the winter in L.A. So you're saying if even if you know it's illegal, you're doing it anyway because of the potholes? No, I'm not like John Kobelt, who rides in the, you know, the Diamond Lane by himself. Who's like, I don't care. I'm not that guy. I'm just saying I don't like stupid things like stupidity. I'm like kind of a rules guy. I'm like, I get it. The rules make a society civil.

But there's some of those rules sometimes that I'm like, I'm not doing that. I think there's a law. Like I sent a package to a friend yesterday and I put a note in it. Put it in an envelope, put it in the package. I think by law you're supposed to put a stamp on it inside the package. Really? I think so. But I'm going to tell you something. I'm not doing that.

En tiedä, ehkä se on yllättävää lakia tai viestintä tai jotain, mutta muistan asioita kuten sitä. Ja olen suuri fani Yhdysvaltain puolustusjärjestöstä. Tiedän, että se on haastavaa. En usko, että se oli lopputuloksen lopputuloksen, okei? Kerron teille nyt, ihmiset. Varmista niitä maailmankarjoja ja puolustusjärjestöä.

Missä muun muassa voit kirjoittaa jotain, laittaa sen koko kotiin, jotta joku ottaa sen ja siirretään sen koko maailman muutamia päiväksi?

It is one of the few values, I don't care, I know it still goes up, it is one of the few values in an American institution that I think runs well. And people are going to go, oh, but they lost this. I get it. There's still problems. And I love...

Minun maailmankäyttäjäni. Charlie, jos kuuntelee, sinä olet paras. Hän ei tiedä, mitä minä teen. Se on kiva. Mutta hän on. Hän on hieno. Hieno, positiivinen. Ja tiedät, mitä näin viime päivänä? Kerron Amazonista. Amazon-käyttäjä.

An Amazon driver came and dumped a couple packages just on the other side of our gate. It's a low gate. We're not in a fortress by any stretch. It's a low gate. And you just open it, you walk to the porch and put them on the porch. The gate is right next to the walkway where people walk, public area. And they just dumped them right over that. The next Amazon driver came by.

ja näin heitä, kun hän laittoi pakkonsa. Hän laittoi heitä niin, että he olisivat olleet olleet olleet olleet olleet olleet olleet olleet olleet olleet olleet olleet olleet olleet olleet olleet

Mom, I love you, but I visited my mom yesterday. She's going to be 88 tomorrow. Happy birthday, mom. I love you dearly. So I was at her house. I'm going to tell you, my mom has done a lot of great things in life. She didn't retire until she was 80. She had seven kids. We were broke. And boy, did that woman know how to make clothing and do things on a shoestring. Literally, she just did great. But I'll tell you, she's getting older.

Clean your damn microwave. So it made me think. So I cleaned it for her yesterday. But this is the deal. And I don't blame her because it's probably her stupid family coming over and cooking things in there and not cleaning it all the time. And it made me think there is great ways to clean your kitchen and your surfaces and those things. And the easiest tip I can ever give you.

is to do it consistently like keep up with it as you go because once it becomes uh you know oils can uh heat and they become a polymer that's why you get like a non-stick finish when you season a pan uh they become like a plastic at that point and they they're very hard to get off if you do it right well imagine you getting that same oil on your heating surface

Ja kaikki nämä asiat. Ja mielenkiintoinen asia on, että isäni pitää hänen... Hänellä on yksi näyttöjärjestelmällä. Hän pitää se asia hyvin luonnollista. Hänellä on jopa hieman raseraa tuolla, joka puhdistaa kukin ja kaikkea sellaista. Joten se teki miettimään, että kerrotaan nämä asiat. Sinun täytyy pysyä kylmäsi luonnollista. Parin tapa tehdä sitä on, että puhdistat kun menet.

You've got to wipe surfaces as you use them. This is going to keep that once a month deeper cleaning at bay, because you're not going to have to use the higher, more complex chemically solvents and stuff if you use basic things like vinegar, baking soda, lemon juice works on sometimes and things like that. So after we get some news here, I'm going to talk to you about the...