Nia

She's like, I will do it, but whatever.

So then Nia, they're all lining up for a photo and Nia goes, guys, I have a quick announcement.

I forgot about that.

And then Danny is like, Nia, get me ready.

If this was a Magic Mike pageant right now, oh, it'd be game over in two seconds.

So, and then Luke is like, this is the weirdest thing I've ever done, babe.

Because Kristen's putting Luke in this like white, like in Ariel's wedding dress, but he just sort of looks like a mummy with a red wig on.

Ultimately, he looks very, very strange.

And then Tom's saying how he, I love getting into drag, but everyone told me I'm the ugliest woman, like unanimously.

And then we see flashback to him in New Orleans on Vanderpump Rules, not making a beautiful woman in drag.

Yeah.

but then i started to feel like no he's not because she's she if he is in character i'm not going to give him that but if he is in character she's not feeling that he's in character and she's like could you please stop doing this and he keeps on doing it and so he's being a huge dick and she's like okay um do you want to do pants pants or shirt off please and he's like this is your project you just shot just

I need you to stop being critical of me.

It's really hard to function as it should.

It's a competition and I don't lose.

run whatever some machine and just staring at himself in the mirror like in the eyes like sucking in his cheeks just like yeah focus just like solely on his like alleged hotness yeah yeah so uh so nia's like i'm trying to get you ready take your clothes off he's like what is this it's a sparkly dress and he goes it's not even form-fitting

This is not a real pageant, okay?

This is going to be 10 minutes in a goofy dress, okay?

Well, why are you asking me for?

Because you're the one who's complaining that you're not getting attention, so she's trying to give you attention right now.