Nick Martell
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Podcast Appearances
For our second story, it's Grooms.
The three-year-old green vitamin company was just acquired by Unilever for $1.2 billion.
Because, Jack, which tastes better, R&D or M&A?
And our third and final story is the NFL.
It's under investigation by the DOJ for acting like a monopoly.
Because we Americans now pay more to watch football than we pay for movies or music.
But, Yetis, before we hit that wonderful mix of stories... What a mix to come back to.
I love the mix, Jack.
The NASA Artemis astronauts are back on Earth.
That's right, they ventured further into space than any human ever.
But the real hero wasn't the astronauts.
No, the real hero is the sauce.
Because five hot sauce brands were on board.
Five hot sauces, 252,756 miles away from Earth.
Here are the lucky five.
Tabasco, Sriracha, Cholula, and Frank's Red.
Plus Kraft taco sauce somehow like squeezed on board there, Jack.
What is Kraft taco sauce?
You don't know?
You don't have to know, man.