Nick Miles
speaker
3,281 appearances
60 recordings
3 series
first heard Dec 2024
last heard 2 Sep
Nick Miles’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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35 years' time when our species have been completely extinguished.
I want to be commemorated in that way.
And you also deploy a decoy, life-size cardboard cutout of Steven Seagal in the opposite corner of the room, don't you, to act as sort of, you know, to distract.
That's right.
Yeah, and hopefully they engage with that.
Perfect, perfect smooth skin.
It's a place to go for bonus episodes, loads of content, heads up in advance about various tickets for live events that we might do en masse or solo, whatever it may be, all that kind of stuff.
It was finally agreed to sort through the Sean Bean Lounge spice rack last night because it really needed sorting.
Not least because the cardamom subset section had been sequestered by Lachlan Jones, Rowan Wilson, Helen Steele and Henry Shepard to store undeveloped camera film featuring compromising pictures of people who aren't currently public figures but maybe one day and who could usefully be blackmailed down the line.
Similarly, the tamarind column had been commandeered by Natalie O'Hara, Zeus's mum, and Doreena Wade for drying-out counterfeit £200 notes, and the marjoram nook had been appropriated by Tiger Pollock, Duncan Lumsden, and Ella French to house starlings with bad reputations.
Adding to the spice rack woes were Richard Presley, Gary Barker, and Maculis Kafka, who had emptied the wreck in its entirety and used it as scaffolding for some plastering work on the 175-foot statue of the actor Jeremy Irons at his birthplace on the Isle of Wight.
and who, on returning the rack, had put the pepper back where the dill should be, mixed up the cinnamon with the onion powder, and, where there ought to have been a fistful of five spice, shoved in Dave McCabe, Stuart Moffat, Piers Connors Kennedy, Taylor, and Megan, all of whom soon found themselves being integral to Cat Rabbit's Bang Bang Chicken.
The sort through itself began with a mass emptying by Grumpy Ape, Ellie, and Razza,
with a combination of hosing, tipping, strong magnets and scavenging muster lids.
It then needed to be decided how the rack was to be re-stacked.
Sam Marshall and Robert Stock lobbied for alphabetical, Anna and KF lobbied for stacking by historical importance, Mark Butcher and Hodge lobbied for frequency of use, starting from a central heavy circulation hotspot, with less used spices placed further and further away on a series of notional spirals.
But Chris Elloway, Nat Taylor and Dan Fenson won the argument, however, with their scheme of destroying the rack utterly, spices and all,
and replacing it with their squeezy bottle of Sean Bean's condiment of choice, Henderson's Relish.
Really good.
Your badges in the post, there will only be one, so you'll have to share, I'm afraid, but I'm sure you'll work that out.
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