Nick Mullen
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634 appearances
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2 series
first heard Jan 2025
last heard Apr 2025
Nick Mullen’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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The Adam Friedland Show · The Adam Friedland Show Podcast - Ari Shaffir - Episode 90 · 25 Jan 2025
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what do they mean homeless people so like in like their fucking barrels that they warm up with yeah i think they meant like the guys that warm their hands uh you know donkey kong down the road they warm their hands they're wearing a barrel you know then that's not arson that's like they're just they're the guy they needed a fire to be warm yeah
That was the thing.
Did you bring that? I brought it up recently. Did you? I think I was just thinking about it, but I remember reading about it as a kid. As a kid, they tell you about that. It seemed so scary to me, and I remember being a kid being like, I don't want to do that. I don't want to be an adult. I would read about things that I thought I had to do. Yeah, you go over Niagara Falls in a barrel.
It's like you've seen that video of the guy jumping off the Eiffel Tower in his parachute suit. Oh, like a squirrel suit from like 1880. And he's got like a and he's like showing the flaps. And then you see him and it's like, you know, and he's like waving to everybody. And then he hesitates for a second. He jumps off and he's just immediately like, yeah, right. Just like and then dust comes up.
Never try it over water. Everyone just sort of leaves.
and it's like and it's funny because i've seen that video and you think it's like you know it's crazy that we have all these things and like people had to die for us to get like like to just get a microphone there's probably 30 guys it's like and let's try this you know like it killed them yeah right and so he's singing like man this guy like came up with this idea like that wasn't it obviously it's a thing that expands but like to be like this could work and he tries it and he dies and then they're like okay let's keep refining this process
But the truth is actually that they had already invented parachutes. That they existed. They figured out. They deploy. And that's how they work. And this guy was like, yeah, but what if it was like a cool coat?
It was an idiot. It was just like it wasn't an inventor. It was an idiot.
Get down. Well, it's funny because it's almost in a way that the complexities of patent law and how difficult it is to patent something and in these days be an inventor is probably saving a lot of lives. Because if you just had to, like, call up the patent office and be like, well, here's my nickel and my quarter, and I invented the bumblebee suit for a man, you know? It doesn't have to work.
Well, and then they try out their bumblebee suit, and it kills everyone. Yeah.
you still get a patent on it regardless yeah well there's a guy that's like i had an idea what if i could fly and i had a needle that came out of my ass you know and great it's yours yeah and they're like okay and he goes to a lawyer and they're like well it's going to be seventy thousand dollars and he's like well i have no money how about that they're like maybe you should try janitor instead of inventor and it's it's like protecting people in a way
And he rolled himself off a cliff.
Yeah, yeah.
Same thing. He probably thought he's like, no, it's a flying. Yeah, yeah. It's pretty cool to just ride around on. And he's like, no, it'll fly. I am made of new parachute. You know, I don't, everybody shits on that, the guy who's like doing like daily penis surgeries and like drinking his son's cum to stay young. Wow. The billionaire, Brian Johnson. Yeah, that guy. Yeah.
And it's weird because it's like... He looks like an Asian woman. He looks weird. He looks fucking weird. I don't know if it's working or not. It probably isn't. But he's just doing... What's going on here?
Let's not...
That's awesome. So it's like you hold your wife's hands and just spin around?
So it's connected.
You could also do it in like a fast elevator at the Tower of Terror.
yeah tower of terror just make a make a bitch sit upside down welcome to the twilight zone oh my god i'm so sorry everybody i'm so sorry i i had my baby i'm sorry don't continue with the ride i'm so yeah i'm i messed up the tower of terror i know y'all waited in line for probably seven hours
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