Nick Offerman
👤 SpeakerAppearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
I did post it, and I thought it was me as a doctor.
I'm Robert F. Kennedy Jr., your HHS secretary.
This podcast is about telling the truth, especially when it's uncomfortable.
I was with my boys one time, and I was telling them I was going to go to Waffle House and get Waffle House.
And I ended up at a Waffle House.
This was in Georgia.
And I ended up at a Waffle House like 50 miles away from where I was.
They said, where are you?
I said, Waffle House.
They said, Waffle House where?
And I said, Waffle House in Rome, Georgia.
I said, that's not possible.
You just left here like a moment ago.
I was on the phone, oh my God, what's happening?
And I was landed.
And landed about 40 miles away in a ditch outside of a Baptist church.
As long as you've got $3 in loose change, we are happy to have you.
If we had standards, we wouldn't have customers.
So teleport on over with clothes,
without clothes, whatever.