Nick Offerman
👤 SpeakerAppearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
When do we have time to clean, you might wonder?
Hey!
We don't ask you questions, and you don't ask us questions either.
Where you come from, how you got here, what you're bleeding out of, at Waffle House, your family, the type of family you get in fist fights with.
I'm gonna kick your ass.
Here comes one right now.
And from all of us here at Waffle House, we hope to fist fight you soon.
Waffle House, we don't care.
I didn't kill your wife!
And whichever one they look good.
I happen to think the large looks by far the best.
We were on Air Force One the other day, and I walk in there because he wants to talk about something, and he's got an orange soft drink on his desk.
I didn't want to say the brand name on the podcast.
He's got Fanta on the desk, and I say, are you kidding me?
So he starts to, like, sheepishly grin.
He goes, you know, this stuff's good for me.
It kills cancer cells.
And then he tells me it's fresh squeezed.
So how bad could it be for you?
Okay, okay.