Nick Offerman

Yeah, you've said that you put your relationship with Megan above everything else, including acting jobs, and have a rule that you never do a job that will keep you apart for more than two weeks.

Is that the secret to the success of your 20-year marriage?

Well, I suppose, I mean, the secret to our marriage, I think, is just we're lucky enough to have picked the right person because we love being together.

We've been together for 21 years, and we sometimes choose to work together.

We've gone on tour together.

We do plays together.

We wrote a book together.

And so often people we know will say to us,

Why in the world would you choose to spend more time with your spouse?

And we say, man, I feel so bad for you that you would ask that question.

You might reconsider some of your choices.

If you think about it, and even two weeks sucks.

I mean, if we get to the end of a week where we're apart, she just is, I mean, she's the love of my life.

But it's not just all sappy romance.

There's a very powerful health component.

My weaknesses involve things like like to drink too much.

We'll sit down and eat two pizzas.

I'll put myself in pain to be a hedonist.

And as a young person, you're like, okay, that's part of being young.

But now if I'm away from Megan, I'll say, oh, there's a baseball game.