Nikki Westcott

chicken wings for like, you know, your four pack of wings for like $1.98 or something like that.

What I used to do, I used to grab the sticker off the actual packet and then go get a nice big chunk of like leg of lamb or a nice pork or something like that.

Put it on the pork or the lamb and off you go and scan it.

Keep struggling.

Let's go to Jess on 131060.

Jess, what did you do to get one up on the system?

Let's go to Jeff on 13, 10 60.

Jeff, what did you do to get one up on the system?

How are you going, fellas?

They're good, yeah.

Back in the 80s, mid to late 80s, a long time ago, had a mate who worked at Pizza Hut.

Yeah.

And we had two scams.

One was lunchtime pan pizzas were free if they weren't cooked within 10 minutes.

So he'd just make sure they took 11 or more and you got your free lunchtime pan pizza.

Yeah, well, the second one was they used to shut at 9.30.

So if you rang up about 8.30 to 9 and ordered about five or six pizzas and then not turn up to pick them up, he'd get to bring them home.

So we'd have about five or six of us waiting at his house for him to bring the pizzas that we'd ordered earlier.

We just had to wait a while.

But when they're free, you don't mind waiting.