Noel Miller

She's got to talk about mewing on the show because it's like really hip and cool and all the kids are talking about it.

And I'm like, what the fuck is mewing?

I had heard it.

Do you remember that girl who fell in love with Morgan Whelan because Morgan Whelan's mom started DMing her?

And it turned out, go figure, in the least surprising thing that's happened in 2025, Morgan Whelan's mom was not DMing her, but she gave Morgan Whelan's mom $18,000 worth of gold dot gift cards.

Wow.

She was talking about mewing, and I thought it had something to do with puckering your lips and making your chin stand out or something.

But there was a chiropractor that I watched a video, and the chiropractor was explaining that mewing really is a thing, and it really can, in some people...

improve the jawline, the turkey neck, and the general structure of the bottom half of your face.

And Chrissy and I were talking about this.

Eventually, we're all getting gobblers, guys.

The gobblers are coming for everybody, no matter how skinny you are, no matter how many fit you are, you're getting a gobbler.

And a gobbler is that little turkey thing that hangs down on your neck.

It's coming.

People try and avoid it.

They do all kinds of things to get out of it.

Plastic surgery, I think, is one of the things that can kind of take care of it.

So I'm watching this video on mewing at Starbucks.

And then I look around and there's like, I don't know, 50 people at the Starbucks.

And so as I'm watching this video on mewing and the chiropractor is explaining that he can tell when people are mewing just based on their posture and the way that they hold their mouth when they're not talking.