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TCB Infomercial: Noel Miller

06 May 2025

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Chapter 1: What insights does Noel Miller share about fatherhood?

0.031 - 2.455 Bryan Green

Adams. Here. Adam Lee.

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2.836 - 3.117 Krissy Hoadley

Here.

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3.758 - 6.603 Bryan Green

Adamowski. Adamson.

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6.944 - 7.184 Krissy Hoadley

Here.

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Adler.

8.206 - 9.268 Noel Miller

Here.

9.929 - 19.186 Bryan Green

Anderson. Anderson. Here. Bueller. Bueller. Bueller.

Chapter 2: How does Noel Miller's content creation journey begin?

20.95 - 21.651 Bryan Green

Bueller.

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22.07 - 33.003 Krissy Hoadley

Um, he's sick. My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid is going with the girl who saw Ferris pass out at 31 Flavors last night. I guess it's pretty serious.

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Thank you, Simone.

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35.386 - 36.327 Krissy Hoadley

No problem whatsoever.

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Bueller? Bueller? Bueller?

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On this episode of The Commercial Break...

49.745 - 65.816 Noel Miller

So what do you do when you go out on tour? How is the wife or the kid? I mean, how's that part of it? It's good. Sorry, I'm just getting a text now that I guess someone hit our garage.

Chapter 3: What challenges does Noel face while touring as a comedian?

66.596 - 81.85 Noel Miller

Oh. Someone hit your garage with a car? Yeah, let's see. Let's see what the damage is. No, if you need to go, we can call you back and wrap this up another time. Yeah. Wait, just give me like two minutes. Take your time.

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I'm going to beat them up.

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I'll be right back. Okay, sounds good.

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The next episode of The Commercial Break starts now.

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91.932 - 95.92 Noel Miller

Oh, yeah, cows and kittens. Welcome back to the commercial break. I'm Brian Green.

Chapter 4: How does Noel balance family life with his career?

95.94 - 117.202 Noel Miller

This is my dear friend and the co-host of this show, Chris and Joy Hoadley. Best to you, Chris. Best to you out there in the podcast universe. How the hell are you? Thanks for joining us. It's a TCB infomercial Tuesday with Mr. Noel Miller, actor, comedian, director. Viral video superstar, podcaster, podcast network owner, everything. He does it all. He's a man of many talents.

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Content creator, I think, is probably the best way to lay it down. And he's going to be joining us here in just a few minutes. He's really funny. I've been digging into Noel Miller's long, long list of content creations. And I got to say, he's like naturally funny. You know, he's like one of those guys who just has this natural way about him that's funny.

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Chapter 5: What humorous stories does Noel share about parenting?

140.363 - 158.481 Noel Miller

He's very laid back. I think you're going to like Noel Miller if you are not aware of him, but probably many of you are because he is... Four and a half million people following him on the collective social medias, and we have four and a half people following us on our... I think one of them is a bot, but I keep them on there because I don't want to bring that count down by 25%.

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158.622 - 177.616 Noel Miller

Oh, man, we have been talking about this and talking about this and talking about this for years on this show. How we can have X amount of people listening to the commercial break every single day and month and every episode that we put out and then only have X amount of people following us. I think it has to do with the fact that we just put out clips of the show.

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And I think people are kind of like, eh.

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I think we're going to have to bite the bull. We're going to have to bite the bullet.

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183.485 - 200.17 Noel Miller

Maybe we can get some tips from Noel because he seems to be good at getting out there and doing it. But he's really creative. He does like parody music, you know, all kind of stuff. So we'll talk to Noel about that. NoelMillerLive.com, I believe, is where you can go and buy tickets to his upcoming tour. He's got like 20 cities on there.

Chapter 6: How does Noel's perspective on comedy evolve over time?

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I think if you live in a place, he will be near that place. Go on the map and find your place and then find a place that's close there. That's right. So we'll talk to him in just a couple of minutes. But I wanted to know if you had heard about the brand new sensation that's rocking the Internet right now, Chrissy, mewing. Do you know what a mewing is?

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Mewing. I've heard of mewing.

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Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.

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It's like a supercomputer.

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And if... Wham!

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Mew, mew.

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Not meow, meow.

Chapter 7: What are the humorous challenges of modern parenting?

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Meow, meow. Meow, meow.

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Mewing, not a supercomputer.

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The mewing is when you do this.

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That's right. With your tongue.

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Yeah.

241.001 - 259.126 Noel Miller

It's a thing you do with your tongue and rest it on the back of your... And then you get your cheekbones and you raise your head. Yeah, to chisel and make you look more like a duck than you already look like. Yeah. So Astrid texted me the other day. She's got to talk about mewing on the show because it's like really hip and cool and all the kids are talking about it.

259.166 - 269.616 Noel Miller

And I'm like, what the fuck is mewing? I had heard it. Do you remember that girl who fell in love with Morgan Whelan because Morgan Whelan's mom started DMing her?

Chapter 8: What unexpected event occurs during the interview?

269.636 - 270.197 Krissy Hoadley

Yes, yes, yes.

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And it turned out, go figure, in the least surprising thing that's happened in 2025, Morgan Whelan's mom was not DMing her, but she gave Morgan Whelan's mom $18,000 worth of gold dot gift cards. Wow. She was talking about mewing, and I thought it had something to do with puckering your lips and making your chin stand out or something.

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You were close.

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But there was a chiropractor that I watched a video, and the chiropractor was explaining that mewing really is a thing, and it really can, in some people... improve the jawline, the turkey neck, and the general structure of the bottom half of your face. And Chrissy and I were talking about this. Eventually, we're all getting gobblers, guys.

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The gobblers are coming for everybody, no matter how skinny you are, no matter how many fit you are, you're getting a gobbler. And a gobbler is that little turkey thing that hangs down on your neck. It's coming. People try and avoid it. They do all kinds of things to get out of it. Plastic surgery, I think, is one of the things that can kind of take care of it.

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It does, yeah, it does.

330.308 - 356.566 Noel Miller

So I'm watching this video on mewing at Starbucks. And then I look around and there's like, I don't know, 50 people at the Starbucks. And so as I'm watching this video on mewing and the chiropractor is explaining that he can tell when people are mewing just based on their posture and the way that they hold their mouth when they're not talking. And he was giving example.

356.667 - 377.299 Noel Miller

Here's what I see when I see people who are mewing. as a thing. And here's what I see who people who have not mewed and are a little bit older and they get that turkey. Yeah, they're not mewing. Anti-mewing and mewing. No mew, mew plus, right? Okay. All right. So I start looking around and I'm like, let me see if this guy's onto something here. Let me see if I can figure it out.

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And no shit, Chrissy. Four or five tables have older folks, some of them maybe at their advanced ages, 60, 70 years old, gobblers, face slouching down, you know, holding their mouth breathers, right? Mewers. Face up, chin up, sturdy jawline. I saw one guy, you could crack walnuts on that jaw. His jaw was so fucking chiseled, you could see every muscle rippling in his jaw.

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