Noel Miller

Yeah.

So I can mute.

So here's the, here's my promise to the commercial break and to our budding Instagram account with almost 7,000 people.

And then we got Noel Miller's got 80 million people in there.

Uh, I'm going to mute for a month.

I'm going to mute and we're going to see if it changes the physical structure of my job.

Oh, I'm taking lots of before and afters.

You know, the speaking of before and after,

When Astrid and I first got together, I felt like I could probably lose a few pounds.

So I took a couple screenshots.

I took a couple shots in the mirror of myself, you know, in underwear, just so I could before and after it, as was the trend back then.

Fast forward a couple years later, and iPhone now has this thing where you can make your screensaver a picture.

And it can rotate in your photo album.

So I do this neat little trick because now I got children and I figure, hey, listen, a couple happy photographs of my children when I open up my phone 7,000 times a day might make me a little less stressed.

Yeah.

Well, one day that photo, those photos popped up.

And Astrid was like, who the fuck are you sending those photos to?

And I'm like, Fat Brian?

Who am I sending Fat Brian photos to?

I go, no, I swear to God, I took these like right when we first started dating.