Noni Stapleton
speaker
750 appearances
3 recordings
1 series
first heard May 2026
last heard 4 Sep
Noni Stapleton’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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The woman who invented the best way of killing animals was a vegetarian.
Maud, isn't it?
An American one.
She's something wrong with her brain.
She wasn't stupid.
She could learn things all right.
But she couldn't make friends.
So she built herself a machine to get into that'd give her hugs.
She had a by our bed and she get into it for a squeeze.
But she invented it first for cows.
They put cows into them and a clause is tight around them when they're gonna slaughter them.
To feel safe that way.
Can't smell the other cows being afraid, you see.
One at a time in the squeeze machine?
Get a hug.
And bam.
Raws beef.
They're the hugs I like from Jimmy.
Big country by squeezes.
I like country boys 'cause they're mucky and they talk slow.
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