Noni Stapleton
speaker
750 appearances
3 recordings
1 series
first heard May 2026
last heard 4 Sep
Noni Stapleton’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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And they don't stand too close to 'cause they're used to saying hello over walls and hedges and from the top of tractors.
They've got big hands and big shoulders.
Or strong.
To make good squeeze machines for cows and humans.
Jimmy once pulled a cow from that far ditch down there with his bare hands.
Big cream coloured thing stuck up to her middle in a ditch after a week of rain turned the whole field to muck.
Group of us waiting on the tractor and rope and he goes
and lands in beside her.
He's no patience.
Eladen sind.
And she turns her huge head to him real slow.
From over the hedge back in the road I can see she's no fear.
Her big eyes rest on me dead calm as he leans into her.
And she gives in.
I'll trust.
I hate that fucking cow.
There's nothing he wouldn't do for her.
After he's heaved and hauled and rocked her out, single minded, three hours it took him.
And I says to him, What's she called?
The cow.
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