Nurse Blake
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566 appearances
2 recordings
2 series
first heard Jan 2025
last heard Jun 2025
Nurse Blake’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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We've had to put condom catheters on the tiniest little.
Micro penises.
That'd be awesome.
Yeah, that'd be great.
Well, thank you for having me on, y'all.
I'm good. Thank you so much for having me. Huge fan. Huge fan.
I think she needs to dump him if she didn't throw him out of the vehicle.
It's unforgivable. But you know what? It's fine because we're confident and we only care about our five-star listeners.
I have had it with paying for healthcare. Now I'm a nurse and it is so expensive. Like I feel so bad for patients when we're caring for them, we're saving their life. But unfortunately the hospital bill is so expensive. You're like putting people in medical debt and it's so sad and so unfortunate. I think it should be free.
We say that all the time. It's like the hospitals and these insurance companies, it's always patient over profit. And it's so frustrating. And it puts us nurses in this like dilemma of like, we care for people, we want to save them. But It's just so sad on the other end, knowing how expensive it is. And who's coming up with these prices?
Like who is putting the price tags on an MRI machine or these little plastic pill cups? Like whose job is that? I want to speak with them and give them a one star.
And you know what's bullshit? Many hospitals, especially hospitals I've worked at, actually have VIP suites. For these billionaires and famous people and members of their board. And it's like you want us to treat all patients the same, which is nurses. We do. But you're going to have a VIP suite like that's so fucked up.
Yes. No, I've had it. Don't put anything up your butt that shouldn't be there, but that specifically doesn't have a base to it. So- The patient I cared for, he came into the ER and you're like, what is that smell? Like that smells good. And then you're like, it smells like my living room. Like it smells like Hawaiian breeze. Bro put a Febreze can up his ass hole.
And every time he would clinch, it was like, just like a little Hawaiian breeze.
It's sprayed out of his ass. Even the doctor charted like Hawaiian Febreze can, you know? Okay. So shout out to Febreze.
I mean, are dildos that expensive? Like is Febreze cheaper? Is it a cheaper option? And there's a lot of things I say, like as a nurse, like I'll never be in a car without a seatbelt. I will never ride a motorcycle without a helmet. I will never put anything up my butt without a base on it. You know what I mean? Right.
I mean, granted, they're LED, so that's better for the environment, but still, it doesn't have a base.
Yeah. So I tour, I tour all over. And one of the questions I asked, because I'm like, you know, nurses have so much in common. And one of the things we have in common is we've seen things of our patients, but holes that should not be there. And I get it all the time. And it's not the big cities. Like you would think like New York city, like so kinky.
No, it's these small towns that have the weirdest shit up their butts. And definitely gerbils is one of them that, that keeps popping up. I have not seen it personally. But do you know of like a documented case? Like that it's real? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Like it happened, like a live gerbil.
And I feel bad for the gerbil. I do too. Are you buying this at like PetSmart? So I bet like whenever there's like a middle-aged white man that just buys a gerbil from PetSmart, you know, those employees are like, I know where that's, whoever buys a gerbil at PetSmart without buying a cage with it, it ain't going to be good.
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