Nurse Blake
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566 appearances
2 recordings
2 series
first heard Jan 2025
last heard Jun 2025
Nurse Blake’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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I've known some people that it was led there. So I've had it with gay conversion therapy camps.
It is evil. And it's like these straight older white men that are allowing these things to happen. Why are you so obsessed with us? Why are you so obsessed with gay guys? Like get the fuck out of here.
Yeah. I mean, I don't know why they're so obsessed with us. Get a life. Go read your Bible. I mean, do something. Jesus. I don't know.
Oh, yeah. Let's do it.
I've had it with web MD. Like even as someone who's in healthcare, you know, when I get like, Oh, a little headache, you know, you're like web MD. It's like brain cancer. It's like you type something. I got a runny nose. It's, you know, AIDS, you know, it's just like, what is going on? Like shoulder, like dick cancer, like stage six, like No.
Why are you coming to us if you know all the answers? Right. You know what I mean? Like, why?
I think you're onto something there. I think we need to open one.
They probably didn't even graduate college or high school, probably didn't graduate high school. And they know so much more than everybody else. And the fact that we don't listen to scientists anymore or healthcare professionals and that we're backing out of the World Health Organization. Oh my God. It's terrifying. It's not good. It's not good. It's scary.
Hit it, hit it, hit it. I actually go on a ship with, I put together a nursing conference on a ship with over 3,500 nurses and it's sick. It's so much fun.
Well, you went to Alaska, which is a bunch of, you know, mostly geriatric. No, it was. That's true. On that cruise ship. I know. And you were with your grandma. I promise you there's so many people that are like cruises that have been on all like four of our trips and they love it. It's so much fun. No kids. Also, no kids on our cruises.
Oh, hit it. We also bring drag queens on Nurse Con at Sea. I love it.
It is, yeah.
It's really fun. So we bring on drag queens.
So happy. You know what? We actually did an event in land last year. It was in Orlando, Nurse Con Orlando. And because of what our governor was doing, we almost couldn't have the drag queens there. And I said, if you pull drag Queens, I will shut down this car. Like it would not be good.
And I, we, we fought it and we're able to have drag Queens there, but that was like the first time I'm like, Oh shit. Like this is, this is real, you know, their hatred towards the, the, the gay community.
I, as a nurse, I've only done, you know, I've taken care of adult trauma patients. I hate kids. I do not like kids. Like, fuck them kids. Like, no. So silly.
Oh, I had it, but I make fun of it all the time. These are, these are like, uh, these are the straight male nurses. Like I'm, I'm a nurse. Like I'm not, I'm a nurse. I'm a male nurse. And we love them because they help lift all our patients. They're typically like our work husbands. Nice. And so I love the straight male nurses out there. They are great. They're always bald.
Like they're always like, you know, like five, nine, and they always have like an ex wife, but they are the best. They are. Love you so much. They have an ex-wife. Are they like bodybuilders? They're like, they're like, you know, five, they stand like this. And they, you know, their stance, cause their balls are so big.
They don't fit in their scrubs and they, you know, they, but they're so great. And I always ask during my shows, I'm like, is there a straight male nurse in the crowd? And they're always bald. They always have an ex-wife. So everything I say is evidence-based. Like this is science. This is research.
I do. Okay. So we call it like the man flu, like these guys, they have like a little runny nose. And it's like they have, you know, stage eight cancer, like they're dying. I have mostly worked in trauma. I've been in our seniors. And so I also was married, not anymore. Asshole. And we always get the man flu. And I wouldn't care because I'm like, listen, I do trauma.
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