Ole K.

On December 16th, 1999, three things happened in Ol' Kay's office. His pencil levitated, his coffee froze solid, and the woman sitting across from him wasn't human. Ol' Kay had built his career debunking every alien story, every paranormal claim, every supernatural sighting. He'd seen every trick, he knew every technique.

On December 16th, 1999, three things happened in Ol' Kay's office. His pencil levitated, his coffee froze solid, and the woman sitting across from him wasn't human. Ol' Kay had built his career debunking every alien story, every paranormal claim, every supernatural sighting. He'd seen every trick, he knew every technique.

His articles had ruined careers and earned him a reputation as a tough professional skeptic. But now his pencil was floating above his desk. The being across from him called herself Lucerta. She told him how humanity was created and how it would end. And she could prove it. The world's most notorious UFO skeptic was about to understand why some stories can't be debunked.

His articles had ruined careers and earned him a reputation as a tough professional skeptic. But now his pencil was floating above his desk. The being across from him called herself Lucerta. She told him how humanity was created and how it would end. And she could prove it. The world's most notorious UFO skeptic was about to understand why some stories can't be debunked.

Ol' Kay arrived early to set up his equipment. One camera, one tape recorder. That's all Lacerda allowed. Every hoaxer had rules. He didn't argue. He figured he'd be out in an hour. The story was obviously fake. Lacerda claimed to be from a race of beings living deep within the Earth. Some say they're shapeshifters. They don't change shape. They change the way the human brain sees them.

Ol' Kay arrived early to set up his equipment. One camera, one tape recorder. That's all Lacerda allowed. Every hoaxer had rules. He didn't argue. He figured he'd be out in an hour. The story was obviously fake. Lacerda claimed to be from a race of beings living deep within the Earth. Some say they're shapeshifters. They don't change shape. They change the way the human brain sees them.

They're highly evolved and intelligent with extremely advanced technology. They are... Reptilians.

They're highly evolved and intelligent with extremely advanced technology. They are... Reptilians.

The Lacerda files appeared online in the early 2000s. They're transcripts of two interviews, one from 1999 and one from 2000. A journalist known as Ol' Kay spoke with a female reptilian who calls herself Lacerda when she's with humans. Apparently, we can't pronounce her real name, and mispronouncing someone's name in her culture is offensive. This sounds like a millennial lizard, people.

The Lacerda files appeared online in the early 2000s. They're transcripts of two interviews, one from 1999 and one from 2000. A journalist known as Ol' Kay spoke with a female reptilian who calls herself Lacerda when she's with humans. Apparently, we can't pronounce her real name, and mispronouncing someone's name in her culture is offensive. This sounds like a millennial lizard, people.

She's 28 years old.

She's 28 years old.

Her skin was pale green with brown dots, and her eyes were larger than human eyes with vertical slits for pupils. And when she blinked, a transparent membrane slid sideways across her eyes. Her species is called the tern. They lived beneath the Earth for millions of years in vast cities carved from solid rock. I linked to the full text, and you'll want to read it, but here's what matters.

Her skin was pale green with brown dots, and her eyes were larger than human eyes with vertical slits for pupils. And when she blinked, a transparent membrane slid sideways across her eyes. Her species is called the tern. They lived beneath the Earth for millions of years in vast cities carved from solid rock. I linked to the full text, and you'll want to read it, but here's what matters.

Lucerta knew things, things about ancient cultures, quantum mechanics, computer science. She said humans didn't evolve. We were engineered by aliens who needed slaves.

Lucerta knew things, things about ancient cultures, quantum mechanics, computer science. She said humans didn't evolve. We were engineered by aliens who needed slaves.

Right. They have many names.

Right. They have many names.

Well, each version was an experiment. Create, test, destroy, then start again. The Illijim left Earth before finishing version seven. Now they're coming back to fix their mistake. Lucerta's story began not with her species, but with ours. She said human evolution is a lie. We were created by aliens called the Illogim. They come from the star system we call Aldebaran.

Well, each version was an experiment. Create, test, destroy, then start again. The Illijim left Earth before finishing version seven. Now they're coming back to fix their mistake. Lucerta's story began not with her species, but with ours. She said human evolution is a lie. We were created by aliens called the Illogim. They come from the star system we call Aldebaran.