Ophira Eisenberg

So she was like, I want to do your makeup.

Makeup has come such a long way, my friends.

because she decided she was gonna put glitter all over my face.

But the way there wasn't glitter makeup like there is now, she put sections of white school glue on my face and she would tap the glitter out of the little vial.

and we'd wait for it to dry and then she would do more glue here and tap it.

Yeah, and so she did these bands of glitter that were like blue, purple, gold, silver, all with school glue.

We had a friend, I grew up in Calgary, Alberta, Canada, who had given us some pheasants that he shot to eat and my mother had plucked them and kept all the feathers because they were beautiful.

So my sister was like, let's glue the feathers all through your hair.

So she glued all these feathers through my hair.

So I had all these feathers made my hair huge pheasants feathers and this crazy glued on sparkles and this gold and purple jumpsuit.

I look like Big Bird on assets.

But I thought it was cool, I thought it was cool.

And I went to the Halloween school dance and I got there and I was so, like, I was impressed by myself.

I thought, oh, I'm gonna make a big splash.

And I walked in and you know what?

Nobody was really dressed up.

Like there was some lame, you know, like, I'm an angel, I'm a witch, but like barely.

And I felt, I felt over dressed at a Halloween party.

And I felt pretty bad.

I felt really out of place.