Pablo Torre

DeBensa, the would-be number one pick of the draft this month, talking to, of course, Desus' dad.

The future.

It takes us to another case, perhaps, of allegedly mistaken identity because Desus' commute continued into the night.

I don't think that's true.

We're sort of pushing in on this video, and it looks like it's pretty clearly Timothee Chalamet.

Exactly.

It sounds like he wants us to call him by his name, and it is, in fact, Timothee Chalamet.

Yo.

And look at, also shout out, people was like, oh, they closed off.

He's doing the thing where he's like jumping one foot through his other leg by holding his other foot.

I would say that one lesson we also learned about New York City is that they can't run over all of us.

It felt like an actual Manhattan project.

It did.

Like creating a nuclear weapon out of a multi-ethnic melting pot.

And I think the thing that the Brazilians, because I saw Brazilian, again, in their yellow jerseys, Brazilian World Cup fans testifying to how impressive it is

Like, Knicks fandom, how impressive that is.

And I think it's worth explaining to everybody who's just, like, new to the bandwagon and to the New York sports scene.

Knicks fandom was never like this.

Never.

Like, that's—and when we say, like, we welcome—again, speaking as a New Yorker, but you, as, again, like, the mayor of all of this— welcoming the casuals aboard—